Slightly used Springer Spaniel, 10 months old. New home must have large (over 2 acres would be good) fenced (I suggest 10' tall stockade fencing, sunk 3' deep into a concrete trench, also, electrified.) yard and be prepared to walk dog (good luck with the leash training thing, there) for 2 to 3 hours per day. New family must have Buddhist attitude about possessions (they weigh you down and should not be taken seriously) particularly furniture. New family must NOT care about furniture. Bad with kids; good with other dogs; dubious with adults; god only knows how he is with cats but outlook not so good.
FUCKER ATE MY NEW BEANBAG CHAIR IN THE TEN GODDAMN MINUTES I WAS IN THE SHOWER THIS MORNING AND NOW THERE ARE STYROFOAM PELLETS ALL OVER THE DEN. I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE JUST BURNED A 20 DOLLAR BILL. ALSO, EVEN THOUGH THERE'S A PERFECTLY GOOD, COMPLETE DOG FENCE NOW, HE STILL CAN GET OUT OF IT AND SO HAS TO BE CHAINED UP EVERY MORNING AND ONE OF THESE DAYS HE'LL LIKELY HANG HIMSELF. OR SO I CAN HOPE.
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Oh, ouch... ouch. That would piss me off, too, not to mention your den must look like a snow globe after somebody shook it, right about now.
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