here! I think it's kind of scarily accurate, actually, except it turns out that they do have cigarettes, and I didn't see that until it was too late; damn.
Check it out! Another avatar generator. This is the one I used to change my profile picture. I have to admit that the South Park one is probably more accurate, alas. But what the hell. I kind of like looking like a cross between Hunter S. Thompson and some anime chick, and, hell, there's probably some accuracy there too.