Why It's All the Republican's Fault & Spam Poetry

I think I’m turning into my brother, but I swear – before the election my life was going okay. Not great, but okay. Since the election everything’s gone to hell. I think the Republicans trained their evil mind control machines on me in the voting booth – they made my son act up, messed with my teeth, overdrew my bank account and now they have broken my car. DAMN the xtian insect overlords! DAMN THEM, I say!

I've been getting good spam lately. It's so beautiful . . I can't bear to just discard it. So, here are three recent selections - poetry from Mars:

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