Not Eaten by Abominable Snowman Despite Evidence to the Contrary

Christmas is over! Awesome! It's been a little grueling around Hangover Headquarters this holiday season, y'all, and the gruelingness of it all includes trouble with the internet, so if you have been attempting to reach me through the tubes, well, you have not been able to and you are still not able to, although perhaps that will change this evening when my talented and brilliant friend Jay comes over and sees if he can force the small blinking box that contains the internet to play nice.